This week in Message Board Poetry: Ode to the Applebee's knife fight

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CHORUS
We didn't start the knife fight
Eatin' Applebees ribblets
When the Okie shived us
We didn't start the knife fight
But we grabbed his knife
And stabbed the Okie twice