THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY WORK AVOIDANCE MESSAGE BOARD PREVIEW SEXPLOSION

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance

"I wont be able to stand a loss.
We should win but you never know..they can score quick and they are at home."

"Now this is funny. A transvestite from Iowa asking Michigan STate if they are scared of Dirt Ball and his squad of slot receivers."

"The 3-3-5 is a joke and will be lucky holding MSU to under 250 rushing and 300 passing."

"Everyone makes fun of the Michigan Mickey Mouse offense and the Big East defense that they put on the field, but very few people have complained about Rodriguez's character. Don't get me wrong, the gimmick offense and defense has allowed Michigan State to out recruit Mich for the last 3 years, so I'm not upset with the situation."

"Spartans 48 Wolverines 42: I see both offenses doing ver well against each defense. But Michigan State can kick field goals, I'm not sure Michigan can kick any beyond 30 yards."

"I would love to see Denard go off and shut up all idiot naysayers who are still claiming that his big stats are due to us playing all crappy defenses so far."

"You do understand that in 21 trips to the red zone, Michigan has only failed twice to score TDs, right? (19 TDs, 1 FG).  You would have been better off choosing the stops anywhere else on the field IMO.  Expecting to stop a team in the red zone when they've scored TDs on 91% of their RZ trips is a little out there"

"38-35 Somebody"

"Screw logic. The team makes a statement on Saturday.  They have heard the press, the critiques, the stupidity from so called experts. They stand up for their coach, for themselves, and for the University of Michigan and lay the freaking wood on Lil brother this weekend."

"I've been hearing things all over the social networking and the the spartina board about how much they hope that Denard gets hurt and how "Pride comes before the fall".  My big thing was a post of a question on the Spartina board by one of our guys asking how much do THEY think DRob will put up on them, and then answers being totally ridiculous because they don't want to admit that we have a above freaking average quarterback?"

"South Carolinians are easy to spot because the Palmetto tree is prominently displayed on their person or their belongings. As such, they are like Canadians with their maple leaf. And who can really hate a Canadian?"

"A Spurior coached team always makes me nervous. It seems that since he left UF with all of that talent, he often manages to make a Miles and cost his team."

"I see a very comfortable win - 28 to 7, or something similar. We will completely rattle Garcia/Shaw. If Penn State, Arkansas, and Florida each threw 3 INTs, I imagine we'll have at least 2 in this game."

"Bama 48-3! Maybe even a big doughnut hole for USCe."

"All I can say is I wouldn't want to be USC this week after CNS finishes chewing out the team from the second half performance the offense had shown. I would expect the team this week to score all 4 qtrs. This could be ugly for USC."

"I do know SC has more talent than we've ever had, and we are still very young. I know last year has no real bearing on this year, but I think you saw last year that we can compete with Bama. Can we win, yes."

"Another freakin' joke, Saban and his team can bring all their arrogance and cockiness in here and get checked into Heartbreak Hotel...Javier Arenas was the biggest loudmouth of all, though he was Pac-Man Jones or Primetime Sanders...He can't even hold Devin Hester's jock."

"Bama hasn't allowed a 100-yard rusher in 39 straight games. I sure didn't need to hear that this morning."

"just hope our yutes whip their yutes"

"All the pressure is on Bamers. The Cock WR's will dominate the green Bama CB's. 28-17 Cocks"

"does anyone else find it fishy that Gameday will be in Columbia, SC this week for the #1 Tide vs. #19 Gamecocks game (on CBS BTW) and completely ignored the game between TWO TOP 10 teams in Fayetteville?"

"Most I've heard now say we are the 2nd best team in the SEC.    We need to live up to that hype and take care of TAMU in a big way."

"Over on TexAgs, They are becoming rather confident in beating the Hogs.  One posted a link to a CBS Sportsline writer picking the Ags, not the spread but straight up. Reality will be harsh tomorrow about 5:30."

"All of us, including Simon and Garfunkel, know that the Aggies are going to beat us so bad there's a pall in the air.  Kind of like the quiet before a mortician does his grim task.  It's a terrible thing.  I can smell the embalming fluid now."

"I've seen speculation, on other boards, that the point spread is reacting to "insider" information of an injury to a key (unnamed) player. Another "insider" reported a fight between two players that may indicate dissension that coaches are unable to control."

"National Spotlight

Chance to turn things around for the program
Good opponent
Few clear advantages for opposing team
I think we are probably 0-40 in games like this."

"tickets are extremely expensive, and we're in the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression. Oh, and the likelihood of the Aggies winning the game is slim."

"Razorbacks 48

Aggies 10
Do I have to say that I hope I'm wrong? Their defense is going to eat our lunch. Mallett will pick us apart."

"Mallet gets down right flustered when he gets the slightest pressure. It's almost as if he gets both rattled and angry/subborn compounding his mistakes by forcing throws. He gets over-confident in his abilities which leads to INTs"

"So Lame Pathetic Disappointing Posts are giant angry prunes and Insightful Entertaining Posts are giant elated Benadryl tablets?"